Futurama Porn Story: I Dream of Leela Chapter 2
Part Two- Almost 40 Days and 40 Nights
Can you imagine no love, pride,
Deep-fried chicken,
Your best friend always stickin up for you
Even when I know youre wrong?
Can you imagine no first dance,
Freeze-dried romance,
Five-hour phone conversation,
The best soy latte that you ever had
Andme?
Tell me, did the wind sweep you off your feet?
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back to the Milky Way?
Tell me, did you sail across the sun?
Did you make it to the Milky Way to see
The lights are faded and that heaven is over-rated?
Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star,
One without a permanent scar?
And did you miss me
While you were looking for yourself out there?
Drops of Jupiter by Train
Scene: Leelas apartment.
(Leelas sprawled out on her bed once again, writing in her journal.)
Leela: Okay, so Im not engaged to Fry right now, but its not like theres
nothing between us. I mean, I told him we should forget about it, but I
didnt really mean it. I hope he understands that. But I have to admit, I
did like what we had. I dont care what Amy says, he IS a goodwell, never
mind.
(The doorbell rings.)
Leela: I wonder who that is.
(She gets up and opens the door to see Fry.)
Fry: Hey, what up?
Leela: UhFry, its past midnight.
Fry: I know, but its important.
(He pulls out a bouquet of red roses from behind his back.)
Fry: For you.
Leela: Why, thank you, Fry. But whats the occasion?
Fry: Do I really need an occasion to get the girl of my dreams flowers?
Leela: What do you want?
Fry: Bender kicked me out. I need a place to stay.
Leela: Youre not just using this as an excuse to score, are you?
Fry: Not entirely.
Leela: Ughwhyd he kick you out?
Fry: He had Serena move in. He wants to be alone.
Leela: I seeSo you want to crash here?
Fry: Please?
Leela: Well
Fry: (suave) I could keep you warm at night
(Leela gives him a weird look.)
Fry: Oh, come on, Leela. You cant just forget about it.
Leela: Forget about what?
Fry: That weyou know
Leela: Fry, why does it matter to you?
Fry: You might not realize it, but that was the best night of my life. I
mean, it was the best I ever had.
Leela: (touched) Really?
Fry: Yes, really. And I realize now that its so much better when you
love the person youre with.
Leela: Fry, thats so sweet. Id hardly expect you to say something like
that.
Fry: Well, Im good for something, arent I?
(They smile at each other.)
Leela: You can stay.
Fry: Yes! (hugging her) Thank you so much!
Leela: Youre welcome.
Fry: So which side of the bed do I get?
Leela: Neither. You get the couch.
Fry: What?
Leela: Theres no way Im letting you sleep in the same bed as me.
Fry: Dont tell me it didnt mean anything to you.
Leela: I didnt say that. I justforget it.
Fry: You can tell me. Come on.
Leela: I feel exactly the same way about it as you do.
Fry: So does that mean youre up for some-
Leela: No. I mean, not here. And not now.
Fry: Why not?
Leela: Because were not even going out, Fry.
Fry: So? Itll just be our little secret.
Leela: I cant do that. I have to be in a real relationship before I do
thatagain.
Fry: I understand.
Leela: Thank you. So how long do you think youll be staying?
Fry: I dunno. Til I can get back on my feet.
Leela: Mkay. Let me give you the tour.
Fry: Youre forgetting Ive already been here.
Leela: You only saw the bedroom.
Fry: (suave) Thats all I need to see
Leela: Cut it, Fry!
Fry: Yes, captain.
Leela: (leading him through) Heres the bathroom, the kitchen, theuh,
bedroom.
Fry: Can I ask you a question?
Leela: Go ahead.
Fry: How long before I can sleep in the bed?
Leela: After we go out.
Fry: How many times?
Leela: A lot.
Fry: Oh. I didnt know we were going out.
Leela: Were not.
Fry: So, in other words, the more time I spend before I ask you out the
longer I have to wait for some lovin?
Leela: That would be the concept.
Fry: Okaydo you wanna go out?
Leela: No.
Fry: Hey!
Leela: What?
Fry: I thought you wanted to go out.
Leela: I do. But you want to for the wrong reasons.
Fry: OkayLeela, I love you. Will you go out with me?
Leela: Why should I?
Fry: Becauseyou like me?
Leela: Try again.
(Fry looks thoughtful for a minute. He gets an idea.)
Fry: (singing) So then I took my turn. Oh, what a thing to have done. And
it was all yellow
(Leela shakes her head and smiles.)
Fry: (singing) Your skin, oh yeah, your skin and bones turn into something
beautiful? Dyou know? You know, I love you so. You know, I love you so.
Leela: I guess I have to say yes to that, huh?
Fry: Well, that would be the concept.
Leela: I accept.
Fry: So were really going out now?
Leela: Yep.
Fry: (suave) How bout something to celebrate that with?
Leela: Good idea.
Fry: Really?
Leela: Of course. Like a kiss goodnight?
Fry: Okay.
(He and Leela lean in and kiss a REAL KISS, not anything like the one Leela
had with Adlai in Cyber House Rules.)
Leela: Gnight.
Fry: Night.
(She goes into her room and smiles at him before closing the door. Once
inside, she melts, grinning from ear to ear. As she gets into bed and
turns off the light, Everything U R by Lindsay Pagano plays.)
Scene: Outside PE the next morning.
(Leela and Fry are standing outside, about to make their big entrance.)
Leela: Okay. We can do this.
Fry: Well just go in and tell them were going out. No biggie.
Leela: Ready?
Fry: As Ill ever be.
(He squeezes her hand. They each take a deep breath and walk in.)
Amy: Hey Leela. Hey Fry.
Leela: Hi Amy.
Fry: What up?
(Hermes and Bender are arguing nearby.)
Hermes: I keep tellin ya, mon, ya dont need an assistant cook!
Bender: Of course I do! Have you tasted my food lately?
Fry: Im gonna go help out Bender.
(He walks over to them.)
Amy: Soyou came in togetherdoes that mean you-
Leela: No!
Amy: Are you sure?
Leela: Yes! Bender kicked him out so hes staying at my place.
Amy: Which side of the bed does he have?
Leela: Neither. Hes sleeping on the couch.
Amy: You mean youre waiting? Im impressed.
Leela: Could we just change the subject?
(Cut to the argument.)
Fry: He could use some help in the kitchen
Hermes: No!
Bender: Or she could be a maid.
Hermes: Planet Express doesnt need to pay another mindless employee.
Serena: (interjecting) Actually, I could work for free, sir.
Hermes: Really? What kind of jobs would you be doing?
Serena: Well, cleaning, serving, calculatingbasic chores.
Hermes: Hmm (extending his hand) welcome aboard!
Scene: Later in the main conference room.
Hermes: Youll all remember Serena from the Saxons on Saturn. She is now
Planet Express maid, so I encourage ya to be total pigs, as shes not
getting paid. On to de second order of business, unless ya werent
listening at dinner two nights ago, Fry and Leelawell
Leela: Why does everyone care so much about that?
Zoidberg: Well, isnt it a big thing when two close friends of mine mate
for one night only?
Cubert: (annoyed) A child of my age should not be present for this
discussion.
Bender: Does anyone care what you think?
Cubert: But, as a hormonal young boy, Id prefer to stay.
Scruffy: Scruffy thinks taint just a one-night stand.
Professor: I dont pay you to think! Go take the garbage out or
something!
(Scruffy leaves.)
Fry: Scruffys right. Its not just a one-night stand.
(Gasps. Leela smacks her head in disgust.)
Serena: Exactly. Its quite obvious the two have mutual feelings for each
other.
Fry: Yeah. All I wanted was another chance at Leela, and now I have it.
Everyone
(Everyone gazes expectantly at him.)
Fry: Were going out.
Amy: I knew it!
Hermes: How did you know dis Amy?
Amy: Well, because he spent the night at her place last night.
Hermes: Is dis true, Leela?
Leela: Well
Fry: Every word of it.
Leela: Its not what you think!
Bender: Yeah, right.
Leela: We have a strict, no-sex rule.
Everyone: What?
Fry: What?
Leela: Thats right. No sex for at least forty days.
Fry: You just killed me.
Hermes: Wow. Dats a mighty tall order for him to follow through on
Amy: Thats so sweet, Leela.
Fry: Hold it. I didnt agree to that.
Leela: I told you last night we wouldnt sleep together until wed been
out a lot.
Fry: Yeah, but to me, a lot is three times.
Leela: Too bad.
Fry: Aw man
Bender: No offense, Leela, but what kind of stupid order is that?
Leela: Its not stupid. This way we have real feelings for each other.
Bender: Sorry, buddy.
Fry: This is so unfair.
Hermes: Well, I think its a perfect idea that just might work. In fact,
Im going to hold you accountable to your goal.
Fry: What?!
Hermes: Thats right.
Fry: How?
Hermes: By requiring proof of your activities and a thorough going-over of
Leelas apartment each day.
Leela: That sounds fair.
Fry: No, it doesnt!
Amy: Fry, whether you like it or not, Leelas gonna hold you to it.
Fry: Ugh. I guess I have no choice. I agree.
Hermes: Perfect. Now, we eagerly await gossip tomorrow from Amy and Leela
about their dates.
Professor: Wont we just be hearing duplicate stories?
Bender: Naw. Frys gonna be a cold turkey and Kifs gonna get lucky.
Fry: Dont remind me.
Scene: Later at Leelas apartment.
(Fry is watching TV while sitting on the couch. Hes wearing nice clothes
for once.)
Linda: (On TV) So today kitties Josie, Melody and Valerie learned a little
lesson about D. U. I. Anything to add, Morbo?
Morbo: Morbo finds referring to a little girl group as kittens makes them
seem even punier than normal earthlings.
(Linda laughs.)
Leela: (OS) Fry!
Fry: Yeah?
Leela: Uhwhat should I wear?
Fry: Well
Cut to Frys mind.
(Leelas decked out from head to toe in leather as Cakes Short Skirt/Long
Jacket plays, including a tube top, short (And I mean short!) skirt, long
trench coat and knee high boots.)
Cut back to real life.
(Frys drooling over what hes just imagined. After a few seconds, he
regains his composure.)
Fry: Uhsomething nice.
Leela: (OS) Okay
(A few moments later she comes out wearing the same dress from Put Your
Head on My Shoulder with the slits up the sides.)
Leela: What do you think?
Fry: Wow. You lookreally great.
Leela: Thanks.
Fry: (offering his arm) Shall we?
Leela: (Taking it) Lead the way.
(As he looks into her eye and smiles, Blink 182s First Date plays. What
follows are various shots of them getting in and out of the taxi, holding
hands, eating dinner, you know the drill. And of course, a very sweet
kiss. Aw)
Scene: The next day at PE.
(Scene: Main conference room. Everyone is there, minus Amy.)
Hermes: Seein as Amys mysteriously missin, well skip right to Leela
about what went wrong on her date last night. Leela?
Leela: Actually, it wasnt half-bad. He was really sweet and nervous, but
it was perfect in an awkward, uncomfortable sort of way. And he didnt
even spew crumbs at me.
(A bunch of Aws.)
Bender: Yuck.
Hermes: So, will dis be a real relationship?
Leela: Definitely.
Fry: Yup.
(More Aws. Amy comes running in, zipping up her top as she enters.)
Amy: So, whatd I miss?
(Another montage of them on various dates, using the latter part of First
Date because the first part doesnt fit. ( They go dancing, have dinner,
see movies, etc. Theres also a couple obvious points where Fry makes a
pass at her and is shot down, each time he gets a little less pressing and
she seems a little weaker in saying no)
Scene: Leela (and now Frys apartment)the 39th day.
(They are in the kitchen, drinking coffee.)
Fry: Its amazing Hermes gave us the day off.
Leela: Yeah, well, weve been good for the past 38 days. Two days off
was just his way of congratulating us.
Fry: Hmso what do you feel like doing today?
Leela: Why dont we go apartment shopping?
Fry: Umokay. What about tonight?
Leela: I figured we could rent The Next Best Thing. Yknow, kind of a
night in.
Fry: That sounds good. Itll be laid-back, relaxed
Leela: Yeahno big thing
Fry: Wanna go apartment shopping right now?
Leela: (jumping up) I thought youd never ask.
(Fry grabs the newspaper as Leela gets her coat. They run out, obviously
not wanting to continue about their night in.)
Scene: Later.
(Leela and Fry are sitting on the couch, looking wasted.)
Fry: Sheesh. Who woulda thought it would be so hard to find an apartment
in New New York? I mean, if all my years of watching Joeys antics taught
me anything, its that there is always some great apartment out there that
you can afford on starving actor salary.
Leela: Thank god they cancelled that show three years ago. I was
beginning to think itd never end.
Fry: So what should we do about dinner?
Leela: Well, Ive got some Garden- (sees Frys disgusted look) I think
Ill go down to 7^11. I need to pick up some stuff.
(She gets up.)
Fry: K. See ya.
Leela: (expectantly) Arent you going to do something?
Fry: Oh yeah. Can you pick up some Slurm?
Leela: (sigh) Yeah.
(She opens the door.)
Fry: Thanks. Love ya.
(The door closes.)
Cut to Leela in the hall.
Leela: Did he just say?
Scene: Later.
(Leela comes in carrying a shopping bag. She tries to sneak into the
bedroom, but Fry catches her.)
Fry: Whatcha got there?
Leela: Umnothing. Yknow, just stuff fortomorrow night.
Fry: What happens tomorrow night?
Leela: Nothing, thats what. Nothing is happening tomorrow night. Thats
why I bought nothing.
Fry: Uhokay.
(She runs into her bedroom and sticks a box of something into her drawer.
She then goes into the kitchen, where she puts a six-pack of Slurm in the
fridge and some popcorn in the microwave.)
Leela: Hey, Fry! What do you want for dinner?
Fry: (OS) Umdo we have any more Instant Amoeba?
Leela: Lemme check(opens freezer) Yeah. Ill make that.
(She pulls two boxes out of the freezer, both bearing the slogan Protozoa
Free!, and presses a self-cook button on the side. Water drips off it
as the ice melts. A ding shows it to be done. She opens the first box and
shakes a jello-ish Amoeba onto a plate and then does the same with the
other box. She grabs some forks and the popcorn, and balancing the plates
on either wrist, heads into the living room.)
Fry: (taking an Amoeba) Thanks.
(Leela sets the other and the popcorn down on the couch and pops the disc
into the built-in player. She then sits down on the couch.)
Fry: This isnt that one movie with Madonna, is it?
Leela: No. In 2637, they banned it from the galaxy due to bad acting
along with every other movie featuring singers trying to act.
Fry: What about Crossroads? You know, the Britney Spears movie?
Leela: I said singers.
Cut to a couple hours later.
(Leela and Fry are cuddling. At least, they were. Frys trying to get out
of her grasp as shes bawling.)
Fry: Are you okay?
Leela: (sobbing) Fine.
Fry: Im gonna get a Slurm.
(He gets up and heads into the kitchen. As soon as he leaves the room,
Leela runs into her bedroom. A few moments later, she comes back out
wearing a kimono.)
Fry: Thatskinda fancy.
Leela: You think so?
Fry: Yeahare you sure you shouldnt be saving that for a special
occasion?
Leela: Good point. You think I should take it off?
Fry: Umwell, that way you dont spill tea or anything on it.
Leela: Whatever you say.
(She starts untying it in front.)
Fry: I didnt mean take it off in front of-
(It falls to the floor, revealing her in the same nightie as in Parasites
Lost.)
Fry: Me. Wow.
Leela: Like what you see?
Fry: Yeah, but I thought we were waiting another day.
Leela: I decided it wasnt necessary.
Fry: Umbut I wouldve done something special if I had known we were
Leela: Well, we dont have to
Fry: No! No, its fine. I dont mind.
Leela: Okay then.
(She wraps her arms around him. He does the same. They kiss. And not
just regular kissing, oh no. Full-frontal snogging. This continues for a
few moments.)
Fry: Thats enough of that. Onto the main course.
Leela: No, wait.
Fry: What?
Leela: I need to hear three small words from you.
Fry: UmI love you?
Leela: Exactly.
Fry: Then lets go.
(Cant Get Enough of You, Baby by Smashmouth begins to play. He picks
her up and takes her into the bedroom where both furiously begin removing
each others clothes before the scene ends. Sorry, all those with sicker
minds than I (.)
Cut to a while later.
(Both are sound asleep with their arms around each other. Awit looks like
a perfect picture except for one small detail. The airshaft opens and an
arm comes out. It reaches up above the bed and blindly grabs for the
covers, but misses and hits Fry. He immediately wakes up and tumbles out
in shock.)
Fry: (rubbing his head) What the
Voice: Fry?
(Fry realizes who this is and freaks out.)
Fry: Im sorry! Im sorry! Im sorry! Im sorry!
Leela: (waking up) Fry? What is it?
(She looks over at him, huddled with his knees to his chest, covered in the
comforter.)
Fry: Im sorry! Im sorry! Im sorry! Im sorry!
Leela: Who are you apologizing t- (realizing, embarrassed) Dad!
Morris: I suppose theres no need for me to ask you what hes doing here.
Fry: Im sorry! Im sorry! Im sorry! Im sorry!
Leela: Him? Uhno reason.
Fry: Im sorry! Im sorry! Im sorry! Im sorry!
Morris: No reason, eh? Whys he apologizing then?
Leela: Dad, I-
Morris: Turanga, Im very disappointed in you. I thought you learned your
lesson after Sean and that captain
Leela: Dad, Im capable of making my decisions. Im not a child.
Fry: Im sorry! Im sorry! Im sorry! Im sorry!
Morris: You had better be! If anything happens to my daughter, you can
bet Ill-
Leela: Its not his fault.
Morris: What?
Fry: What?
Leela: II initiated it.
Morris: You did? Well, now Im even more disappointed. Now, young lady,
go get some decent clothes on.
(Off-screen, she gets up, grabs her nightgown out of the dresser and leaves
the room. Fry looks at her, looks down in shameand looks back up. Once
she is gone, Morris begins speaking again.)
Morris: Philip, would you care to explain what happened in detail?
Fry: Wellas soon as we started going out, Leela made this rule that we
wouldnt have sex for forty days. That way wed really love each other and
it would be special.
Morris: Okay.
Fry: And I went along with it, even though after what happened on Saturn I
wanted to go at it again.
Morris: What exactly happened on Saturn?
Fry: Leela came and told me she loved me and wewell, did the forbidden
dance.
Morris: While you were still engaged to Elisabeth?
Fry: YesI mean, no. I mean, I dont know. She ran off after I said
Leelas name at the altar.
Morris: I see.
Fry: Oh, and Im sorry for that too. For having sex, not saying her name.
Uhwhat time is it?
Morris: 2 am.
Fry: Okay. Anyway, last night was the thirty-ninth night. And we decided
to stay in and watch a movie. So we did that and after it, I got up to get
a Slurm. When Leela came into the kitchen, she was wearing a really
expensive kimono thing. I told her she should probably change in case she
spilled tea on it and then she took it off. And she was wearing this see-
through nightie. I asked her why we shouldnt wait, but she said we didnt
need to. So, being a guy, I went ahead and did what felt good. And the
rest is history.
Morris: Hm.
(Leela comes in wearing her nightgown and kisses her father on the cheek.)
Leela: Gnight, Daddy.
(She bends down and passionately kisses Fry. When they break, she gazes
into his eyes.)
Leela: Night.
(She crawls into her bed and pulls the covers over her head. Fry and
Morris wait a moment to ensure that shes asleep, which she isnt.)
Fry: Ill understand if you never want me to see your daughter again, but
that wont stop me from doing it. I love her.
Morris: Do you really?
Fry: Yes. I do. Shes the only girl Ive ever loved. I thought I loved
Michelle, Elisabeth and Umbriel, but they were all my way of convincing
myself I would never be in a relationship with her. And now I am and every
moment is perfect. And I just want to stay this wayforever.
Morris: What are you saying?
Fry: I want to marry her.
(Camera shows Leela as she pulls the covers closer around her and tears
begin to form in her eye.)
Dun dun da! ( Heehee. Thats my VERY soapy ending. Hope you liked the
chapter. I realize there was a lot of music, but I think it gives it a
nice touch, doncha think? Anyway, theres one more part planned, so get
ready for that and my Threes Company parody soon to come.