Futurama Porn Story: Love Not to be Consumed Chapter 1

Planet Express Building

Leela walked into the Planet Express building. Usually she was the first one there, apart from Hermes and the Professor, but when she entered the lounge, she saw Bender sitting on the couch. Hes here early, she thought, walking over to him.

Bender, why–? she started, but he abruptly cut her off.

Eye-ball, youre here, he says, standing up. He walks over to her.

Why are you here? Youre an hour and a half early, she says.

Yeah, well, I had to sort out a little problem, he smiles.

Which is? she asks, getting annoyed. He shrugs and punches her out.

I call it sexual tension, he says, dragging her to the couch.

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Planet Express Ship (earlier)

So, Leela, um… will you go out with me? asks Fry, watching her Pilot the ship.

No, she answers, not bothering to look at him.

But–

–No.

What if–

–No.

Maybe–

–FRY! she yells and stares at him. He sighs and sits down next to her. She feels sorry for him and puts the ship on auto-pilot. Slowly, she turns to him. He stares out the window, pretending not to notice her. She sighs.

Im sorry, Fry, but you need to learn to stop asking. If I say no, I mean no. I didnt mean to yell at you, and Im sorry if I hurt you, OK? she asks. He doesnt answer.

Fry? she asks, putting her hand on his shoulder.

Im fine! Leave me alone! he says, standing up. He starts to walk out, but Leela stops him.

Fry, she whispers. He looks at her, about to say something, but stops. Slowly, they lean towards each other. Closer, and closer. Leela can feel his breath on her face. She closes her eye. Their lips gently touch and… Bender walks in (of course)

Geez, meat-bags, get a room, he yells and walks back out, making gagging noises.

We had one, grumbles Fry, as Leela quickly sits back in the pilot seat.

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Benders Room (later)

Mmm-zztt–kill all humans–zztt, mumbles Bender in his sleep.

(dream sequence)

Leela?! You scared me! What are you doing here?! asks Fry, as Leela walks into his bedroom. She smiles and slowly walks towards him. He gulps as she kicks off her boots and starts unbuttoning her trousers.

A–are you ok? he asks. She stops a few steps away from him, still smiling. He stands up and walks the short distance to her. She pulls him to her, and they kiss savagely, pulling at each others clothes.

(end dream sequence)

Aaaarghhh!!! screams Bender.

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Ok, so thats the first chapter. I hope you liked it. Please r&r. Even if you hated it. Tell me what I can do to make it better. All comments welcome.