Futurama Pornography Story: A Walk in Your Shoes II Chapter 6

A Walk in Your
Shoes II

Chapter 6: The
Omicronians

Thanks to Superdork,
my only reviewer. Youre suggestion was a really good one. I now
have the rest of the story basically planned out; I just need to
write it.

Zoidberg was
dragged onto the Nimbus at put on the control seat. No one on
the ship knew that Zoidberg had switched bodies with Zapp. Zoidberg
looked out the window and saw a giant grey flying saucer. As he was
watching it, a loudspeaker started to make noise.

People of Earth,
said the ships captain, I am Lrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei
8. We have come to your planet to take revenge. We are angered. We
tried to make up for our loss in population, but the damage was
horrible. And the foods you gave us! The concept of wuv
confuses us and the hearts wuv is written on taste like chalk!
We are angry!

An fat, said a
voice in the background.

Not now Ndnd,
said Lrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei 8. (I looked it up on the
Internet, and that is how you spell both of their names)

We are here for
revenge! Lrrr continued. Prepare to meet your doom!

A plasma cannon on the
ship began to heat up. It fired a blast at the Evil Lincoln
Memorial. There were no casualties.

Fire again,
roared Lrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei 8.

The cannon began to
warm up again, but nothing happened.

Whats
happening? asked Lrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei 8.

Give me that,
said Ndnd in the background.

No Ndnd, its my
speaker, replied Lrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei 8.

A fight was then
heard, coming from the Omicronian ship, which was pretty impressive,
since the speaker had been accidentally turned off.

The fight ended and
the speaker was turned back on. Everyone heard Ndnds voice. It
looks like the fatso wasted all of his shots destroying planets that
looked like Earth. Were out of ammo, but we will be back!

The Omicronian ship
turned around and flew away.

We have to follow
them! Zoidberg shouted.

The crew gasped. They
didnt know Zapp and Zoidberg had switched bodies, so they expected
to see Zapp crying, cowering in a corner in fear and crying for his
mommy. Although this was a surprise, the crew still had to be
careful. They didnt want to go to Omicron Persei 8. They might
end up on a mission like the crew Zapp had sent to defeat the Killbot
Army.

Still, they listened
to who they thought was Zapp and took of, in pursuit of the
Omicronians.

Zoidberg had no
experience at flying a spaceship, which was good, because if he did,
it would have made the crew suspicious. Still, miraculously,
Zoidberg somehow manages to follow the Omicronian ship. Still, even
more amazing was the fact that Zoidberg was able to shoot down the
ship. It landed on a small brown planet. Zoidberg took the ship
down to where Lrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei 8 crashed, and
prepared to attack.

Yeah, I know its
a short chapter, but I think Im going to combine the last two
chapters to make an extra long final chapter. It should be up before
the end of the week.