Futurama Porn Story: Bite my shiny metal Doh Chapter 3

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*Fry and Homer walking to Planet Express*

Fry: Your going to have to know a couple of things: 1. Nobody can know that you aren’t Bender 2. I know somebody who can help

Homer:Ok.

*they walk in to Planet Express* Fry:Now remeber there are some scary things in here.

Homer: I’v seen Selma naked(shivers at the thought) thats scarier than anything you could ever show me.

Leela:Hi guys *walks away*

Fry and Homer:Hi

Fry: Just wait till you see Zoidberg he’s a Lobster creature!

Homer: Mmmmm…lobster *drools*

Fry:Homer… if your a robot how are you drooling?

Homer: I dunno bad writing

Fry: I see..

Zoidberg:Hi guys

*fry tries to hold back Homer who wants to eat Zoidberg* *Zoidberg leaves for no reason*

Homer:*Scared* What the hell is that thing Fry?!?!!

Fry: Oh thats the professer his the one who is going to help. *fry explains to the professer*

Professer:I’ll see what I can do,but you need to go to the meeting room have an anousement.

*five minutes later* Professer: Good news everyone!

Meanwhile in Springfield

*Bender driving* Bender:These old cars are easy to drive marge was worried for nothing

*Runs over Hans Moleman* *Speeds past lou and eddie* Lou: should we get that? Eddie:we’re on our break let somebody else handle it. Lou:*grabs a beer* Right.

*rushes past the Sleep E-Z motel where mayor Ouimby walks in,in a trench coat*

Bender: Oops I haven’t had a beer a all day I better go get tanked.

*pulls up to Moe’s Tavern*

To be countined

(A/N sorry this chapter was short)^______^;