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Futurama Pornography Story: Bender’s List – Chapter 1

Futurama Pornography Story: Bender’s List – Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I didnt cancel Futurama.

You dont want to have sex with me, said the alien woman flatly.

Not until Ive properly introduced myself, anyway, said the man, stroking her shoulder. My names Beau Hunter.

Its nice to meet you, Beau, said the woman with a hint of a smile, but trust me, you dont want to have sex with me.

Youre right, I dont, said Hunter as he pulled himself a bit closer. Not right here and right now, that is.

The alien woman sighed. All right, she said in defeat. Well go to your place.

In the dim light of Beau Hunters penthouse, the suave seducer made an unpleasant discovery. Hey, those are fake! Youre a man!

Wrong again, said the raven-haired alien with glee.

What the

We will return to Androgyny and the City after a message from our sponsor, Moms Friendly Robot Company, droned the announcer.

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Futurama Porn Story: WILD THORNBERRYS AND FUTURAMA CROSSOVER – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: WILD THORNBERRYS AND FUTURAMA CROSSOVER – Chapter 1

The Thornberrys were in were there to visit an old Thornberrys were walking in the city.

Darwin:Finally some place civilized!

Eliza:This place is alright! Needs animals and jungles.

Darwin:Its better without at that so go inside.

Eliza:Um…ok! If you really want to go ,Dad,Darwin and i want to go inside this building.

Nigel:Why?

Eliza:It looks interesting.

Nigel:Ok we’ll come too.

Debbie:This is way better than some sweaty jungle.

Marianne:We’ll only be here until tommorow.

Debbie:Still cool!

They all went was a weird was a weird looking looked a fridge.

Marianne:This is a weird did you want to come in here?

Eliza: Darwin did!

Marianne:How do you know?

Eliza:Um…..i just knew!

Debbie:Im rest in nobody is in here anyways.

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Futurama Porn Story: I Cant Sleep At Night – Chapter 2

Futurama Porn Story: I Cant Sleep At Night – Chapter 2

The audience can see Leela running to the lounge. She ran into thne lounge and over to the coffee table where her poem was supposed to be laying. It wasn’t there.

The audience can see Leela looking all around the lounge for her poem. She finally found it laying on the couch. Leela picked up the poem and gave a sigh of relief. She walked slowly out of planet express and down the street. That’s where Amy started to walk next to her. She sighed and said to Leela, ” it’s sad about what happened to Fry. Even Bender’s sad.” Leela and Amy looked back to see Bender sitting on the curb and he was surprisingly not drinking. Leela and Amy looked away and Leela turned into a picture shop and Amy followed.

“What are we doing in here, Leela?” Amy asked, looking at a rather large wooden picture frame. Leela walked over to the counter and saw someone who was reading a magazine. Leela looked at him.

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Futurama Pornography Story: A Walk in Your Shoes II Chapter 6

Futurama Pornography Story: A Walk in Your Shoes II Chapter 6

A Walk in Your
Shoes II

Chapter 6: The
Omicronians

Thanks to Superdork,
my only reviewer. Youre suggestion was a really good one. I now
have the rest of the story basically planned out; I just need to
write it.

Zoidberg was
dragged onto the Nimbus at put on the control seat. No one on
the ship knew that Zoidberg had switched bodies with Zapp. Zoidberg
looked out the window and saw a giant grey flying saucer. As he was
watching it, a loudspeaker started to make noise.

People of Earth,
said the ships captain, I am Lrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei
8. We have come to your planet to take revenge. We are angered. We
tried to make up for our loss in population, but the damage was
horrible. And the foods you gave us! The concept of wuv
confuses us and the hearts wuv is written on taste like chalk!
We are angry!

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Futurama Pornography Story: Valentines Day – Chapter Three

Futurama Pornography Story: Valentines Day – Chapter Three

Hi!
Sorry, I was finishing Helia’s Kingdom Nighly, and NOW I’m finishing
this! By the way, this is just going to be a short story, it will
probably finish in this chapter…

Valentines
Day

The
new guys had gone back to Red Fountain. There were six of them,
Trevor, Keith, Craig, Ben, Carlos and Kev. Kev was pacing up and
down, while everyone else was just chilling on their beds.

Dude,
you don’t even like her that much! Carlos muttered.

But
I can’t just leave her with that loser!
Kev yelled.

You
do realise that if Saladin finds out that you’re trying to steal
Helia’s girlfriend, then you’re history, bro, Ben placed an arm on
his shoulder, You gonna leave it?

NO!
I’ll just have to make sure Saladin doesn’t find out… Kev
grinned.

Just
leave them, they seem too in love to listen to anyone else, Trevor
kicked his shoe against the ground.

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Futurama Porn Story: Yet Another Futurama Crossover – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Yet Another Futurama Crossover – Chapter 1

I WORTE THIS FIC WHEN I WAS EXTREMELY BORED

It was a quiet day in Dimsdale, New York. Timmy Turner had just gotten home from school and his evil babysitter, Vicky, was awaiting his arrival. As usual, she commanded him up to his room. Timmy went up without a fight, knowing the consequences if he did put up a fight. Luckilly, unbeknownst to Vicky, Mom, or Dad, Timmy had magical gold fish who turned into his Fairy God Parents when he came into his room. These fairies, Cosmo and Wanda, often followed him to school and once even to city hall where they got to meet Dimsdale’s Town Hero, Chompy The Goat.

Timmy climbed the stairs to his room as he did many times before. He reached the last step, climbed onto the landing, and walked over to his bedroom. He walked inside and shoved the door closed. He then walked over to his bed, climbed onto it, and laid down on it. He felt his pillow take the shape of his head and his tiny pink hat as he laid his head down. He looked sleepishly at his ceiling and his fairies appeared in front of his eyes. Wanda looked down at him and said, “Aw, what’s the matter, Slugger?” Timmy looked back at her, sighed, and said, “It’s Vicky.” Cosmo magically put Timmy in the air with his wand and Timmy sat up and finished, “I’m sick of her. She always makes me do her chores. I mean, come on, she’s the babysitter, right?”

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Futurama Porn Story: Valentines Day Chapter 2

Futurama Porn Story: Valentines Day Chapter 2

Sorry
for the wait, I have another story to finish too. It’s hard to keep
up! By the way, I have no clue what to write, so, WHEN you review,
could you please post your ideas! It would be great help…

Valentines
Day

Previously:
Its Valentines Day! The guys have just arrived, but six other guys
have just walked on to the quad.

Hey, who are
they? Stella looked over to the other guys who had just entered
and gave them a flirty wink. Brandon rolled his eyes.

They’re just
some new speacialists, but forget them, lets go on our date we’ve
been so looking forward to! Brandon looked quite worried

Can we meet
them? Please! Stella made puppy eyes at Brandon

Fine, but then
we’re leaving! It was hard for Brandon to resist when she made her
puppy eyes.

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Futurama Porn Story: Bite my shiny metal Doh – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Bite my shiny metal Doh – Chapter 1

Bite my shiny metal…D’oh!

Fry: Bender! Wake up.

Homer:(sleepily) What? Huh? Who the hell is Bender?

Fry looks at Bender funny

Fry:Your Bender,right Bender?

Homer:No! Who are you?! Where is Marge?!

Homer notices his body: D’oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the #$% happened ?!

Meanwhile in Present day Springfield

Marge:Homer! Get Up.

Bender: Fry? Is that you sound diffrent and who the hell is Homer?

Marge: Homer your going to work today.

Bender notices Marge

Bender: Wha!? Who are you!?

Marge:(Anoyed)Homer go to work.

Bender:I don’t know who are and frankly I don’t care so bite my shiny metal(notices body)….ass?

To be continued but only if you like it R&R

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Futurama Porn Story: Yet Another Futurama Crossover – Chapter 2

Futurama Porn Story: Yet Another Futurama Crossover – Chapter 2

It was a quiet day in the year 3003 in New New York. Everyone working at Planet Express was waking up for work. Turanga Leela, the Captain of the Planet Express Ship, was already hard at work, fixing up the ship for a day’s work. The delivery crew who’s job it was to deliver packages that were sent to Planet Express were Turanga Leela, Captain of the Ship, Phillip J. Fry, Delivery Boy, and Bender, Delivery Boy (Bot).

Leela was under the ship working on it. She turned one last bolt into place and came out from under the ship. Her face was smudged and her tools were all out of her tool box and scattered around the Planet Express Ship loading bay and her screw driver was no where to be found. Leela knew where that was. A couple nights before, Leela’s little, black, three eyed, Niblonian companion who she calls Nibbler, had gotten into her tool box. After that she couldn’t find her screw driver. She suspects that Nibbler, having the huge apetite he has, ate it, metal and all. She didn’t bother to dicipline him. He had been like that since Leela first met him on Vergon 6. She discovered his huge apetite when he managed to swallow all of the animals, which were bigger than him, that Her, Bender, and Fry had rescued off the planet before it exploded.

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Futurama Porn Story: A 2nd Opportunity Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: A 2nd Opportunity Chapter 1

~ Title: A Second Chance

~ Rated: T, just to be safe

~ Pairings: SineddxOC

Chapter 1: What if

On Akillian, a tall girl walked through the snow covered streets. She had black hair and icy blue eyes, it was kind of a weird mix, but it suited her. She was really pretty, kind of looking like a model. She was going to an important meeting in about 2 minutes and she was really late. Great, this is my first meeting, and Im already late! This cant get any worse .she thought to herself as she hurried down the streets heading for the hotel: Shining Star. She was going to meet the coach of the Shadow. Artegor had seen her playing football on the streets, and he liked what he saw. He had asked her to come meeting him on the hotel he was staying at. This is so unreal. Im going to be meeting up with the Shadows coach, all because he saw me playing football on the street. Id never imagined that he would ask for a meeting with me, seeing if I would join the Shadows she said to herself as she was entering the expensive hotel Artegor was staying at. She walked to the reception asking the receptionist where Artegor was staying.

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