Futurama Porn Story: Bite my shiny metal Doh Chapter 4

Professer:Good news everyone today you’ll be going on a dangerous mission to the nightmare nebula were your worst dreams come true.

leela:How is that good news?

professer:Your life inssurance just kicked in.

Everyone:Hooray!

*2 hours later on the ship*

Fry: so leela how about a kiss for good luck on the mission?

Leela gives fry a kiss on the cheek

Fry:I meant the meant the open mouth tounge make out kind of luck

Leela punches fry

Meanwhile Homer is chaseing Zoidberg

Zoidberg:I’m sorry what ever I did to make you angery my robot friend!

Homer:*holding a stick of butter and knife* I’m going to eat you!

Leela walks in and stops Homer.

Leela:Bender whats gotten in to you? Have you had any beer?

Homer:No!

Leela:That must be it, come on lets go get you liquered up.

Homer:Huh?

leela:Silly Bender you know you can’t function well without booze.

Homer:Woohoo!!

Meanwhile in Springfield

Bender walks in to Moes Tavern

Moe:Hey Homer what can I get you?

Bender:Uh…the regulur?

Moe gives bender a duff then the phone rings

Moe:Hello Moes’ Tavern.

Bart:Hello,I’m looking for a frist name Hugh.

Moe:Hold on I’ll check*puts Phone down* Hugh Jass, Hugh Jass, someone check the bathroom for a Hugh Jass

(a/n: I took this off an epiosode don’t give me cridit for the prank call)

Everyone but moe:Hahahahahahaha!

Moe:When I catch you I’ll rip your spine out and jam it down your throat!!

Bart: Hahahahahahahahahaha!

(a/n Also tell me what you think of this idea its Called: Friday The 13th Jason Takes Middle Earth